And she’s probably getting frisky…
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey…
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know…
[Chorus]
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karoke…
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne…
And he don’t know…
[Chorus]
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
[Bridge]
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh… Not on me…
[Chorus]
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
[Outro]
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Ohh… Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…
Ohh… Before he cheats…
Ohh…