Oh Honestly Did You Not Read the Colony Policy Lyrics is written and sung by The Stupendium. The title of the song is The Fine Print.
Oh Honestly Did You Not Read the Colony Policy Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Welcome to space, what were you expecting?
It’s a dangerous place, thank you for investing
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we’ll bill for your quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
‘Cause if you get eaten, there’s fees for your mourners
Prosperity’s there in the care of magnates
In Halcyon, heaven awaits
Did you think it was supposed to look like the poster?
It mostly does, oh, if you’d only read closer
Just ten short years to a new frontier
Snooze as you cruise and you’ll wake up here
You’ve been trapped in that ship for an awful long time
So perhaps you have simply forgot what you signed
Oh, honestly, did you not read the colony policy
That defines you as company property?
That waivers your say in autonomy?
The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key
We put the “dollar” back into “idolatry”
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