Welcome To The Internet Song Lyrics

The song Welcome To The Internet Lyrics Bo Burnham Lyrics is
officially known as “Welcome To The Internet” performed and sung by Bo Burnham
and The lyrics of this song were written by Bo Burnham.

Welcome To The Internet Lyrics Bo Burnham Lyrics

[♫ Bo Burnham Started Singing ♫]

Welcome To The Internet!

Have A Look Around

Anything That Brain Of Yours

Can Think Of Can Be Found

We’ve Got Mountains Of Content

Some Better, Some Worse

If None Of It’s Of Interest To You

You’d Be The First

Welcome To The Internet!

Come And Take A Seat

Would You Like To See The News

Or Any Famous Women’s Feet?

There’s No Need To Panic

This Isn’t A Test, Haha

Just Nod Or Shake Your Head

And We’ll Do The Rest

Welcome To The Internet!

What Would You Prefer?

Would You Like To Fight For Civil Rights

Or Tweet A Racial Slur?

Be Happy! Be Horny! Be Bursting With Rage!

We’ve Got A Million Different Ways To Engage

Welcome To The Internet!

Put Your Cares Aside

Here’s A Tip For Straining Pasta

Here’s A Nine-year-old Who Died

We’ve Got Movies And Doctors

And Fantasy Sports

And A Bunch Of Colored-pencil

Drawings Of All The Different Characters

In Harry Potter Fucking Each Other

Welcome To The Internet!

Hold On To Your Socks

’cause A Random Guy Just Kindly

Sent You Photos Of His Cock

They Are Grainy And Off-putting

He Just Sent You More

Don’t Act Surprised

You Know You Like It, You Whore

See A Man Beheaded

Get Offended, See A Shrink

Show Us Pictures Of Your Children

Tell Us Every Thought You Think

Start A Rumor, Buy A Broomer

Send A Death Threat To A Boomer

Or Dm A Girl And Groom Her

Do A Zoomer Find A Tumor In Your

Here’s A Healthy Breakfast Option

You Should Kill Your Mom

Here’s Why Women Never Fuck You

Here’s How You Can Build A Bomb

Which Power Ranger Are You?

Take This Quirky Quiz

Obama Sent The Immigrants To Vaccinate Your Kids

Could I Interest You In Everything All Of The Time?

A Little Bit Of Everything All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy, And Boredom Is A Crime

Anything And Everything All Of The Time

Could I Interest You In Everything All Of The Time?

A Little Bit Of Everything All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy, And Boredom Is A Crime

Anything And Everything All Of The Time

You Know, It Wasn’t Always Like This

Not Very Long Ago

Just Before Your Time

Right Before The Towers Fell

Circa ’99

This Was Catalogs, Travel Blogs

A Chatroom Or Two

We Set Our Sights And Spent

Our Nights Waiting For You!

You, Insatiable You

Mommy Let You Use Her Ipad

You Were Barely Two

And It Did All The Things We Designed It To Do

Now, Look At You! Oh, Look At You!

You, You! Unstoppable, Watchable

Your Time Is Now, Your Inside’s Out

Honey, How You Grew

And If We Stick Together

Who Knows What We’ll Do?

It Was Always The Plan

To Put The World In Your Hand

Could I Interest You In

Everything All Of The Time?

A Bit Of Everything All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy

And Boredom Is A Crime

Anything And Everything All Of The Time

Could I Interest You In

Everything All Of The Time?

A Little Bit Of Everything All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy

And Boredom Is A Crime

Anything And Everything

And Anything And Everything

And Anything And Everything And

All Of The Time

[♫ Bo Burnham Ended Singing ♫]