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HE SAID “YEAH SURE WHATEVER”
THREE WORDS, AND SIXTEEN LETTERS THAT MEAN
I UNAMBIGUOUSLY AGREE TO BLESS YOUR TRACK AND THERE IS NO MISINTERPRETING THAT
HERE WE GO!
“YEAH SURE WHATEVER” MEANS WE’RE GONNA WORK TOGETHER AND TURN
YASPER INTO A HOUSEHOLD NAME
HE WANTS TO DO FOR ME WHAT FIFTY DID FOR THE GAME (MINUS THEIR ENSUING
BEEF!) THAT EXCHANGE COULD NOT HAVE GONE BETTER,
I CAN’T BELIEVE HE SAID “YEAH SURE WHATEVER”
“YEAH” IS JUST A COOL GUY’S WAY OF SAYING “YES”
“SURE” MEANS HE’S ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE HE WANTS TO BLESS BUT OF THE THREE WORDS THE THIRD IS THE BEST
“WHATEVER” MEANS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
THE MUSIC STREAMING APPS ARE ALL GONNA CRASH
TOO MANY PEOPLE WILL BE LISTENING TO MY TRACK
I’LL HANG WITH MEGAN, HARRY, JAY-Z AND BEY
‘CAUSE THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BE ABLE TO RELATE
TO THE PRESSURES OF MY LEVEL OF FAME
I’LL DEVELOP A DRUG PROBLEM PROBABLY COCAINE1
HE SAID “YEAH SURE WHATEVER” YASPER FEATURING XAVIER WILL BE
NUMBER ONE IN A HUNDRED AND NINETY-FIVE COUNTRIES
THEY’LL MAKE A SEQUEL TO “A STAR IS BORN” STARRING ME
(THESE BALLOONS CAN SUPPORT MY WEIGHT!!)
YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER
LET’S CELEBRATE MY SUCCESS TOGETHER
THIS DANCE IS SPONTANEOUS IT’S TOTALLY NOT CHOREOGRAPHED
AND NOW I’LL STAND UP ON THIS TABLE AND DANCE
EVERYBODY NOW!
WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVER…
HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS DON’T JUST SING “WHATEVER”
IT SOUNDS MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU LEAVE OUR “YEAH” AND “SURE”
WHATEVER
OKAY, THAT’S REALLY MATURE.
WHAT? ARE WE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL?
I’M GONNA BE A NATIONAL TREASURE
YEAH SURE!
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHATEVER.